PowerPinch: Worst Transformers Figure Ever

In honor of the Transformers movie opening today, it was a natural to seek out the worst Transformer figure they ever made. This honor has to go to "PowerPinch"... I think he was one of the Beast Wars characters, but I don't really care. He's got the least threatening name ever, as scary as "SuperSlap" or "ThunderSqueeze"). Plus, he's got noodles hanging off his arm, so that was the killing blow. So PowerPinch, don't feel bad about not being cast by Micheal Bay... I hear the GoBots have some empty seats at their table. Zing!

Nothing is Over! Unless I Erase it With My Head!

While technically not an action figure, action erasers are even cooler, especially when they look like a ninja or John Rambo. I would fear ever making a mistake, because Rambo would put me in a body bag if I tried to use his head to correct it. He'd be mad enough with a pencil sticking in his arse. Do I think this eraser top is God? No, a God eraser would have mercy. He won't.