Ernest Borgnine action figure!

Never, ever get in an argument with someone over whether or not there ever existed an Ernest Borgnine action figure because you will get owned by this Black Hole movie based, rather svelt, rust-colored-luxurious-wool-sweater wearing masterwork. Not even Airwolf or The Single Guy produced one of these collectibles. Slightly off-topic, did you know he was married five times? (Check Wikipedia.)

A special shout out to my man MC Hammer

The first in what's destined to be a series of celebrity dolls - er, I mean "action figures" (this way I'll finally be able to have a post about Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan like everyone else). What better way to start than with the Funky Headhunter himself, MC Hammer. As if two parachute pants outfits weren't enough to entice Hammer fans into this purchase, this comes with... wait for it... a real cassette! (It was a little rectangle, plasticy thing with this brownish tape inside and would play music and get twisted up a lot and... ah, forget it, what does it matter now, o son of iTunes.)