Dr. Evil (the dirty hippie one)

Long before this generation's "One Million Dollars" version of an evil doctor was unleashed upon the box office, the true face of medical malevolence wore sandals, satin and a sunburst medallion. And oh yeah, he was blue. And you could see his brain. And he had a bad case of the stares. Whatever he wore, he scared the bejesus out of Captain Action. You'd be scared too if some lounge lizard mad scientist was about to throw a face at you.

The C.B. McHaul Bad Guys

No, this isn't some twisted redneck circle jerk. It's from the a line of trucker themed toys cleverly called "C.B. McHaul". The guy in the middle is Bad Leroy. He sure is happy here, and can you blame him? I don't know what his buddies' names are, but I like to pretend one is called Off-Color Odie and the other is Unmannerly Mike.

Evil Enemy: Weapons with the Smell of Battle!

Here is an Evil Enemy, which is an important distinction over the "Friendly Enemy" line of action figures, or the even worse "Horrendous Enemy." This particular enemy, Gen. Patch (not wearing an eye-patch, btw), has a weapon with the "smell of battle" which must provide the scent of a gaping chest wound.