Friday, August 31, 2007

Yub Yub! I'm Dead!

Okay, this one isn't real, but don't you wish it was? Don't get me started on the Ewoks, man. Anyway, if you like this one then head on over for the

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Moses, America's favorite action hero

I bet the top Moses could take the bottom one. Good, because I never did imagine Moses as a bearded elder in sandals carrying one of those curvy stick things. I guess he was probably carrying the Ten Commandments, but wouldn't it have been cooler if instead of that boring tablet he was carrying a sword and shield? Wouldn't we all have rather seen Charlton Heston decked out in the superhero costume? If you're rather enthusiastically shaking your head in the up and down affirmative motion, then you would probably be interested in purchasing the "Almighty Heroes" version of the Power Prophet. As part of this toy line, he's on a super-squad with David and Samson, but no relation to the Mighty Heroes, I'm afraid.

Gabrielle Action Figure with "Greiving" Powers!

I actually never watched Xena: Warrior Princess, so I have no frame of reference (or desire) for a "Greiving Gabrielle" action figure (which has made its home within the limits of Lame County). What I love about it, however, is the opportunity it brings to action figures which in the past have focused more on the physical special features like punching or ass-whupping. Consider the possibilities of a Star Wars: Emotions line, with Contemplative Chewbacca or Distressed Darth Nihilus, Lord of Hunger. Go on, Hasbro exec, add this post to del.ic.ious for future reference