Puppet America

In honor of the recently deceased (and reborn) Captain America, here's the puppet version. And truly, what says "America" better than a puppet? There's your deep political commentary. Now that that's out of the way, hey, check out the look on Cap's face! He clearly doesn't want your hand up there. He's hoping you don't open the plastic and just keep this as a collectible in your basement. Or just sell him to another collector who'll preserve the integrity of the package. Put the Cap back in Capitalism. Make a few bucks to pay down your debt. Debt is American too. (Too much heavy political commentary? Then you'll probably enjoy the Probe Droid entry more.)

Now, this Captain America hand puppet is already open so you can play with it instead. I like to refer to it as the "Assassinated Captain America Corpse" puppet... it fits into continuity better that way.