Worst G.I. Joe Code Names Ever #1: Skidmark

Yeah, so this G.I. Joe really is code-named Skidmark. I guess knowing really is half the battle! I included the little card cutout thing from the package to prove it. A little known fact, the original codename was "Poopy Pants" but the powers-that-be felt it wasn't tough enough. Now that I mention it, the color of his pants makes the whole thing even worse. I believe he was part of the"Fecal Force" wave that included the "Louisiana Swamp Ass" Dreadnaut, and the "Choco Wheelie" assault vehicle.