Fisto, oh why are you named so?

Poor He-Man. It's hard enough keeping Skelator at bay, but he's also got to divide his time defending his sexuality and cleverly keeping his real identity a secret with spray on tanning. But when guys named "Fisto" and "Ram Man" and "Clay Aiken" start hanging around you, it makes that job all the more difficult. Luckily, Mattel decided not to release the "Rimmo" or "Tornado Twink" Series 8 figures, or it would've been a whole lot worse.